How To Win The Wishbone Wish This Thanksgiving
Do you want an unfair advantage when it comes to breaking the wishbone this Thanksgiving? Of course you do. Scientific American consulted with biomechanical engineers to find out how to win the wishbone wish. It doesn’t matter if you know how to win, it’s not cheating; It’s called preparation. Even if it was cheating, you would still get the wish! Besides, who cares if you’re a cheater when you get 500 billion dollars from your wish? World peace? Nobody is going to wish for that. “Me, me, me.”
When you win the wishbone challenge, don’t forget to remind your opponent what a loser they are and always have been. Extra style points will be awarded for spiking the turkey like a football.
Thanks Boing Boing