Woman Tries To Steal Package, Gets Surprise

A Woman Tries To Steal Package From Porch

Bang. Bang. Bang. A woman, trying to get some parcels for free, is in for a surprise. She spends a moment checking out the packages on a stranger’s porch, and then is forced to flee. I wonder if she was stealing the packages to get some drug money. Do you think she was a meth lover, a crackhead, or a heroin addict? Or, perhaps, all three?

She was barking up the wrong porch, that’s for sure. It’s great that she hops over an unlocked gate. Smooth move, ex-lax!